So, I’m standing in line with a bottle of lime juice preparing for a night of vodka and said juice, when I spied a four-pack of “Tab energy”.
Okay…well whatever. They make thousands of shitty ass energy beverages, so what’s the harm in spending a couple of bucks to see how terrible it is. (It tastes like shit.) But that’s not the point. I say to my friend “Oooh, new Tab!” and pick up the case. A guy standing in the cashier lane next to mine, apparantly takes notice and starts to talk to me.
“You know that shit makes your dick shrink, right?”
I’m not exactly sure how to respond to this. I mean sure, my massive five inches of manhood may be impressive to the ladies, but why do I want to discuss these details of my potential cock shrinkage with a random man in a grocery store?
