Mar 122007
What you are looking at is the only pair of toenail clippers that WalMart had in stock.
That’s right. I checked.
I can’t even begin to understand what makes them “for her” other than the purple packaging and the bump in retail price. You just know that they charge extra for these “specialty products”. I mean, shit. It cuts my damn toenails just fucking fine and I don’t even have a vagina. I was hoping it would at the very least make my toes smell of lavender when I cut them, but nothing. Not a goddamned thing.
It is the nicest toenail clipper I’ve ever used, though.
I wish you had a vagina