On Cereals Containing Neither Grapes Nor Nuts

4 April 2007

What the fuck is this Grape Nuts bullshit? The entire title of the cereal is a lie.

I thank my parents for raising me in a safe, stable environment. But parents must also warn their children of potential dangers. Grape Nuts was not something I was warned about.

Grapes and nuts. All I was really expecting. Just some freeze dried grapes and nuts sprinkled through some kind of whole grain cereal. Instead I get a box of supposedly edible gravel.

I am not happy right now.

Posted in Bitchings, Cooking and Food | Trackback | del.icio.us | Top Of Page

No comments yet