Since Best Buy wants me to be a good little consumer whore, they fatten my inbox with coupons every so often. I decided to be a lovely little lad and pick up some things for friends and family utilizing these coupons. Not being entirely selfless, I snagged a nice little two gig memory stick for my camera. $25! Can’t believe how cheep that stuff has gotten.
So anyway, we are standing in line at Best Buy. We being myself along with Paul and Robert Smith of the Cure. Waiting for the register monkey to do her thang with the customers before us, my comrades begin delving into the “shit we want to get rid of” box in front of the register. It’s almost like candy, but instead games that everyone has given up on. The people in front of me finish buying their shit and I move forward, leaving my scavenging friends behind.
So I get my shit rung up, and of course in Best Buy’s glorious fashion, none of the coupons actually do what they’re supposed to. Waiting for the manager, I see my friends giggling behind the stack of shitty games. Finally when I’m done buying my shit, they come up and plop down another game for me to get.
The Bible Game
!“Now I can truly ascend to Heaven!” or so I thought. Giggling as she ran up my game, the cashier’s jubilation expanded ten-fold as the register asked for proof of my being older than 18.
That’s right folks. I got carded for the Bible Game.
Oh. The game sucks malted fuck balls, just in case you were wondering.
You also forgot to mention how after hanging the lady $6.00 you got back $0.66 in change!!!