Jesus. H. Christ.

I wanted to say that the game is like Lemmings with retards, but I don’t want to speak ill of the mentally handicapped on a level of asininity such as LocoRoco Cocoreccho. The original LocoRoco was a mildly entertaining puzzle game of sorts. Reminiscent of Katamari Damacy, you started off with one little LocoRoco and rotated the world around in order to avoid obstacles and assimilate more LocoRocos, since apparently sometimes when they touch each other they become a bigger one. LocoRoco Cocoreccho on the other hand is a middling mess of a game that shows why the PS3′s “Sixaxis” is a hackneyed piece of shit.

“Playing” involves moving a butterfly around and pressing a button to have it expel some sort of sound/odor/shiney trinket so that the LocoRocos will hop their stupid asses in the direction. The rest of the gameplay as I can manage involves shaking the PS3 controller in various directions to have little creatures move platforms around. Maybe this sounds enthralling, but it wangs chung.

I give this one a big ol’ pass. I want my $6 back

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