Thanks to Japanese television I just learned that Japanese women look approximately the same while giving birth and during sex.

Anyway, the point of this television show was to “interview” the women right after birth and rank their first words to their child based on frequency. Basically, what got said the most. Out of 78 women, the top five were:

5位 おつかれさま (otsukaresama)
I say this after working with someone on something. It’s hard to get an exact translation, but basically it’s equivalent to the phrases we’d say when we want to say thanks for the hard work.

4位 がんばったね (ganbatta ne)
This is one I always get asked to translate to English. There’s no real “good” translation, ’cause it highly depends on the situation. But it’s basically used when you root for someone.

3位 こんにちは (kon’nichi wa)
“Hello!”
Cute.

2位 やっと会えたね (yatto aeta ne)
I thought this one was the most touching. Basically, it means “Finally, we can meet.”

1位 ありがとう (arigatou)
Yep. Thank you.

Maybe this country is making me a more sensitive person.

Didn’t see any titties during the whole show though. Boo.

  5 Responses to “You encounter a newborn. Run?”

  1. I wanna see the ones lower on the Feud Board. What’s japanese for Oh no, not again?

  2. or for “that’s what a baby is?!” or “I told you it wasn’t a tumor”.

  3. お疲れ様 was the first thing some people said to their kid?! Oh man. What a way to start a depressing life full of responsibility and overworking.

    Btw, お疲れ様 technically means “you’re a very tired person” as in 「疲れた」. Being overworked and tired equates to hard work. I hate having to say 「お疲れ様です!」 to my coworkers and bosses whenever I see them. It’s so painfully formal!

  4. I’m surprised 「くそ!助けて!」 wasn’t on the list, actually…

  5. Yeah, that’s true about what おつかれさま technically means, but it’s not as if people use it to say “Fuck, you look like shit, didn’t you get any sleep?” :D
    Damnedable “set-phrases”.

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