The Book of Revenant

That was the worst coming home I’ve ever encountered
My car slid off the road into one of those side wells while I was still in the mountain areas.
I had to call my boss, who happened to be in a meeting at that time with the entire BOE
He had no idea what to do so he said he’d call me back
People kept stopping and asked me useless questions
Finally some construction workers came and lifted the car out
It was fine!
So drove home for an hour worried that something was wrong with the car, but luckily nothing
Then I had to face the entire BOE asking me if I was okay and giving me that “be more careful!” tone about it
Because I have to give the car key back to the BOE. It’s not my car!
So then I’m like fuck it, I’m getting some whiskey
The “conbini” has no fucking cola of any kind.
And then it took the old woman at the register tries to get it right because two items wouldn’t scan.
It wasn’t my busted ass Japanese cause the dude behind me was saying the same shit.
Finally she got the shit in order, I paid, walked back home in the pouring rain
And I found my package wasn’t delivered because I wasn’t home.
HOORAY!
TIME FOR WHISKEY