Jun 302008
Jun 282008
Found this when I was lost today. Creeps the ever living shit out of me.
Jun 212008
It’s so hot.
I rode my bike for about an hour today, just to drop off some DVDs I rented. I could rent from the cheaper, closer place, but I justify the extra cost by the fact that it gets me to ride my bike a hell of a lot more and lord knows I need it.
I just rubbed down my balls with some Gold Bond Body Lotion. Feels like my nut sack is being assaulted by pure refreshment.
Jun 202008
“Are you sure you want an Xbox LIVE Silver Membership, or do you want to go for an Xbox LIVE Gold Membership and experience games the way they should be played?”
Well, shit! If you put it that way what choice do I have, exactly?
Jun 172008
Teaching at every elementary school in my town sure means something for when I go out. I can’t without running into a student. No big deal. But what it also means is that I run into a lot of parents without really knowing who is who. Again, no big deal. But one of my friends has a daughter that just started school this year. And I had my first class with her grade yesterday.
My friend just emailed me and told me that after her daughter got home from school yesterday that she would not stop talking about how great my class is and how awesome it was.
Jun 142008
So I decided to buckle down tonight and work on my recently (read: 7 months ago) started replay of SaGa 2, better known as Final Fantasy Legend 2 in the US of A.
Now, as I’ve played this game before I know pretty much everything about it. Hell, since in game Odin revives you when your party dies at the cost of having to fight him at some point, I played the game without dying once to see if Odin says something different. He does!
But that’s not the point. The point is I’ve played this game through quite a few times but I can’t remember everything. So to speed it up a bit, I thought I’d look for some maps. I mean, shit, they’ve got maps of most games up on the internet, so why not this one?
I’ve yet to find a good amount of maps. But what I’ve been able to find is Final Fantasy Legend 2 Fanfiction. That’s right! Poorly written stories featuring the characters from the game. It is horrifying. It bends time and space between it’s terrible claw. It almost gets sexual and then has a character interrupt it to proclaim that it is in fact a G-Rated Fanfiction.
It makes me cry.
Jun 132008
I love the conversations I have at work.
“Eric, is Friday considered the weekend in America?”
“Nope.”
“So, only Saturday.”
“Nope, Sunday too.”
“But Sunday is the first day of the week, right?”
“Yes…yes it is!”
“So how can it be the weekend?”
Hmm… how indeed.
Jun 122008
I have no idea what happened by something is in the air and it is drying out my eyes and making my nose do that little sniffle thing that never quite goes away until you stick something too far up your nose so it kinda hurts but kinda hurts in a good way and then you sneeze out a mess of disgusting shit.
I think I hate all the seasons, haha.
Jun 112008
I just had a dream where I was buying a train ticket.
Boring, I know, but I was running around frantically trying to take care of things (I’m not sure what things) before I could get my ticket and et on the train.
When I’m finally about to buy my ticket, I see this old woman going through her purse yelling “COIN! COIN! COIN! COIN!” This mesmerizes me and I look at this woman and finally wake up.
What I wake up to is some guy outside my apartment yelling “OI! OI! OI! It takes me a while to realize this has to be one of the trash guys doing something.
Good thing he woke me up, though since I slept through my alarm.
Jun 102008
When people were talking about the drama Full House on TV, I thought they were talking about some Japanese drama that happened to be named the same thing as the drama I knew. Not that it was actually goddamn show from late 80s & early 90s.
But sure enough, it has been dubbed and is playing on Japanese television.
Outstanding. What will they think of next?
