The Issues We Face

So I decided to buckle down tonight and work on my recently (read: 7 months ago) started replay of SaGa 2, better known as Final Fantasy Legend 2 in the US of A.

Now, as I’ve played this game before I know pretty much everything about it. Hell, since in game Odin revives you when your party dies at the cost of having to fight him at some point, I played the game without dying once to see if Odin says something different. He does!

But that’s not the point. The point is I’ve played this game through quite a few times but I can’t remember everything. So to speed it up a bit, I thought I’d look for some maps. I mean, shit, they’ve got maps of most games up on the internet, so why not this one?

I’ve yet to find a good amount of maps. But what I’ve been able to find is Final Fantasy Legend 2 Fanfiction. That’s right! Poorly written stories featuring the characters from the game. It is horrifying. It bends time and space between it’s terrible claw. It almost gets sexual and then has a character interrupt it to proclaim that it is in fact a G-Rated Fanfiction.

It makes me cry.