If only sweating could build muscle…



By revenantkioku ~ June 21st, 2008. Filed under: Bitchings, Japan.

It’s so hot.

I rode my bike for about an hour today, just to drop off some DVDs I rented. I could rent from the cheaper, closer place, but I justify the extra cost by the fact that it gets me to ride my bike a hell of a lot more and lord knows I need it.

I just rubbed down my balls with some Gold Bond Body Lotion. Feels like my nut sack is being assaulted by pure refreshment.

2 Responses to If only sweating could build muscle…

  1. Papa Koz

    Wow, too much information…but much better than none!

  2. CroKe

    I prefer the medicated powder, myself.. it is as though a score of kittens, having just bounced about in the snow, are batting at my satchel with their soft, chilly paws.

    .. yeah

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