It’s so hot.

I rode my bike for about an hour today, just to drop off some DVDs I rented. I could rent from the cheaper, closer place, but I justify the extra cost by the fact that it gets me to ride my bike a hell of a lot more and lord knows I need it.

I just rubbed down my balls with some Gold Bond Body Lotion. Feels like my nut sack is being assaulted by pure refreshment.

  2 Responses to “If only sweating could build muscle…”

  1. Wow, too much information…but much better than none!

  2. I prefer the medicated powder, myself.. it is as though a score of kittens, having just bounced about in the snow, are batting at my satchel with their soft, chilly paws.

    .. yeah

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