Jul 032008
Ugh.
There are currently three flies buzzing around me and pissing the ever living shit out out of me.
I had one in my apartment last night that was irritating me so much, I slowly over the course of a few minutes led it into my shower room and then locked myself in with it. At this point, I turned on the shower and kept pointing it at the fly until it finally collapsed under its new found water weight. I then held the shower head a few scant centimeters from the fly and let the hot water destroy what was left of the fucker.
That’ll teach ‘em.
It would have probably been a lot quicker and easier (but maybe not as much fun) to use one of those fly-swatter contraptions.