Archive for 'Bitchings' Category
Freaking Flies
3 July 2008Ugh.
There are currently three flies buzzing around me and pissing the ever living shit out out of me.
I had one in my apartment last night that was irritating me so much, I slowly over the course of a few minutes led it into my shower room and then locked myself in with it. At this point, I turned on the shower and kept pointing it at the fly until it finally collapsed under its new found water weight. I then held the shower head a few scant centimeters from the fly and let the hot water destroy what was left of the fucker.
That’ll teach ‘em.
If only sweating could build muscle…
21 June 2008It’s so hot.
I rode my bike for about an hour today, just to drop off some DVDs I rented. I could rent from the cheaper, closer place, but I justify the extra cost by the fact that it gets me to ride my bike a hell of a lot more and lord knows I need it.
I just rubbed down my balls with some Gold Bond Body Lotion. Feels like my nut sack is being assaulted by pure refreshment.
Mmm, Guilt Marketing
20 June 2008“Are you sure you want an Xbox LIVE Silver Membership, or do you want to go for an Xbox LIVE Gold Membership and experience games the way they should be played?”
Well, shit! If you put it that way what choice do I have, exactly?
No, Rain! I just washed those clothes!
1 April 2008*grumble grumble*
Way to go, Sony
24 March 2008So I found a copy of Vib Ribbon today that cost me less than a MOS Burger. Now, MOS Burgers are fairly priced and delicious so this made Vib Ribbon quite a steal.
Now, the PS3 was originally backwards compatible. And it had a PS2 in it, so it was supposed to be practically flawless. Or so I recall reading. Now, this feature has since been scrapped and that’s why I picked my PS3 up when I did. I want and need this feature for my large collection of games.
I think I’m going to have to buy a PS2 again.
Seriously, I get weird bugs once in a while when booting up some games. Sometimes they play flawlessly. Sometimes the video and sound just blink in and out on Persona 3. FF7 had massive slowdown during the final boss fight and FF8’s battle transitions looked fucked up.
Now I’ve got Vib Ribbon which loads slow as hell and sometimes fails to load at all. Goddammit, Sony.
Another Night in Wonderland
18 March 2008So, I emailed a bunch of buddies to see what’s going on tonight and if anyone wanted to do something.
The responses? (Hover over the Japanese for the meanings.)
Got some plans with the 女.
Me and the 女 are going out.
Got a date with a 女!
…
Looks like it’s just me and the 手 tonight.
What a day!
14 March 2008 That was the worst coming home I’ve ever encountered
My car slid off the road into one of those side wells while I was still in the mountain areas.
I had to call my boss, who happened to be in a meeting at that time with the entire BOE
He had no idea what to do so he said he’d call me back
People kept stopping and asked me useless questions
Finally some construction workers came and lifted the car out
It was fine!
So drove home for an hour worried that something was wrong with the car, but luckily nothing
Then I had to face the entire BOE asking me if I was okay and giving me that “be more careful!” tone about it
Because I have to give the car key back to the BOE. It’s not my car!
So then I’m like fuck it, I’m getting some whiskey
The “conbini” has no fucking cola of any kind.
And then it took the old woman at the register tries to get it right because two items wouldn’t scan.
It wasn’t my busted ass Japanese cause the dude behind me was saying the same shit.
Finally she got the shit in order, I paid, walked back home in the pouring rain
And I found my package wasn’t delivered because I wasn’t home.
HOORAY!
TIME FOR WHISKEY
The End of an Era
19 February 2008My capture card is broken. Will be a while before I can make more game vids.
Damnit Internet
11 December 2007Stop. Please.
OH DEAR DIETY OF ANY SECT
25 November 2007No one ever told me rice makers had a grease trap.
Or whatever the hell it is.
The point is that I didn’t know it was there.
I’m pretty sure I didn’t know it was on the back of the rice maker.
I’m most definitely didn’t know that it was trapping whatever that pale whitish fluid was for the past few months.
And I certainly didn’t know it was there when I moved my rice maker to clean up some spilt rice only to find that pale whitish fluid starting to run everywhere.
Ew.