Archive for the 'Bitchings' Category

What a bum!

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Already missing a volleyball practice! Tsk, tsk on that Eric guy. What a jerk.
Nothing is more shite than catching a cold when it’s fucking hot out. Nothing is worse than having a cold when it’s fucking hot out and you’ve got a pair of canker sores on each side of the mouth. (Protip: Canker sores [...]

Ch-ch-ch-ch-maybe in three weeks!

Saturday, August 25th, 2007

Internet. In three weeks. Maybe.
Oh you just wait baby.

Internet, noooooo!

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Won’t be able to get internet for a looooooong time, it seems.
Fuck.
:(

Rise of the Shitty - Oh fuck it, the movie just sucks

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

Seriously. If you’re a Fantastic Four fan or even if you don’t know what the Fantastic Four are, don’t go see the new movie.
See, I knew it was going to be cheesy. But damn. Damn. Outside of Stan Lee being denied entrance to the wedding of Mister Fantastic and the Invisible Woman, I couldn’t manage [...]

My Balls Are Melting!

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Jesus Pole Vaulting Christ it is hot. And I will be moving to a place that will probably be hotter. Oh dear me.
So I’m back in good ol’ Joisey. Get to spend the next month and a half or so down here before the big trek to the Japans. It’s great to see some of [...]

Holy Allergens, Batman!

Friday, June 1st, 2007

My summer vacation has not started off well.
Spent the past few days sick. Flopping around bed with various ailments. Totally pleasant stuff. Much to my dismay, my beautiful Mac Book Pro power supply decided to die last night. Meaning I had to truck the good half hour drive to the Apple store today to get [...]

My Foot’s Cold

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Sonofabitch Rochester.
Bloody April and it’s pouring down some putrid combination of snow and rain. There are colossal chunks of bullshit floating down from the sky. And my shoes aren’t functioning properly since they decided to absorb water.
This will not do.

On Cereals Containing Neither Grapes Nor Nuts

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

What the fuck is this Grape Nuts bullshit? The entire title of the cereal is a lie.
I thank my parents for raising me in a safe, stable environment. But parents must also warn their children of potential dangers. Grape Nuts was not something I was warned about.
Grapes and nuts. All I was really expecting. Just [...]

Fuck, Best Buy Is On To Me!

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Best Buy used to carry these “Gamer’s Gift Cards” which let you give your favorite gamer a sizable sum of Best Buy spending power along with a $5 coupon off of any video game $19.99 or more.
Now, if you think for a minute, what stops you from buying a bunch of these and using them [...]

Symphony of the Damn-You-360-Controller!

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

To say that Symphony of the Night is my favorite game of all time is an understatement. Tell me that I can only play one game for the rest of eternity and I’d say “Okay,” and then snag my PS1 and my copy of SotN and be happy. Anyways, this past Wednesday it was [...]