Archive for the 'Cooking and Food' Category

I died a little bit on the inside today.

Monday, July 9th, 2007

If there is one group of people who drive me batty, it’s the health nuts. Sure, I’m not entirely fit and I know that’s my fault. I can live with this. But without the occasional indulgence, food becomes boring. And with something that I do three times a day, I want a little variety or [...]

The Final Garbage Plate

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Well, as I am about to depart Rochester, I am hitting up the places I enjoyed the most, which pretty much limits it to restaurants.
I can’t complain about that.
So Tuesday night I went and got myself a garbage plate. Sweet Christ on a cracker, I’m going to miss these things more than I should. Hopefully [...]

Hot Sauce - Pizza’s Savior

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

Having been a college student for six years up, I have eaten my fair share of pizza. Most of it shitty, but generally undeniably cheap. On Wednesday, my roommate and I purchased five medium pizzas for $25. And I’m still eating it. In fact, there’s still more for me to reheat. But, a savior is [...]

More like “Honey Bunches of AWESOME”

Friday, May 4th, 2007

Now this is a cereal. Honey flavor. Bunches of stuff. Oats. Peaches. Delicious.
Fuck you, Grape Nuts.

Hot Food and Hot Fuzz

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

My bowels are already fighting back.
Had Indian food for the first time last night. Chicken vindaloo. My goodness that burns like crazy.  Yet it is quite tasty. A tad too pricey for the likes of me, $11 for a bowl that didn’t quite fill me up, but good food nonetheless.
Hot Fuzz also opens this weekend, [...]

On Cereals Containing Neither Grapes Nor Nuts

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

What the fuck is this Grape Nuts bullshit? The entire title of the cereal is a lie.
I thank my parents for raising me in a safe, stable environment. But parents must also warn their children of potential dangers. Grape Nuts was not something I was warned about.
Grapes and nuts. All I was really expecting. Just [...]

The Results…Are In…

Monday, March 19th, 2007

No, not JET. The sausage.
You know your life is a tad fucked when the most exciting thing going on is breakfast sausage. That said, I just cooked it and it is sitting next to me ready to be eaten.
That’s right folks - quasi-live blueberry-sausage taste reporting. Only here.
And the first bite.
What the fuck is going [...]

Mmmm….What the Fuck?

Sunday, March 18th, 2007

So, I was picking up my weekly supply of bratwurst when my friend pointed out the little gem to the left. I… I don’t even know what to say to something like this other than “Yes, please!” The amount of flavors mixed into this package is way beyond deadly. I have no idea what result [...]

Mmmm: Chicken Curry Rice

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Fuck yes. It’s delicious curry making time.

Happy Steaksgiving!

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

It was a moment of brilliance.
I’m standing in line at the grocery store, people around me carts filled with fixings for Thanksgiving and all that shit. Pumpkin pies, cranberry sauce, giant vegetables that look like human heads. All that shit.
And here I stand with a steak in one hand and a forty in the other [...]