The Book of Revenant

All those years of saying I have shitty hair. PAH!
Japanese girls found my hair to be extremely さらさら. Take that!
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Sigh.

My one friend asked me a while back whether or not I also thought the milk we drink every day at school kinda tasted like corn on the cob.
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Damn, he’s right.
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It’s still delicious.

I swear it seems every month there’s something that Japan embraces so hard that it almost hurts. I have heard Amazing Grace so much this month. I can’t explain it. It’s just being used everywhere. Did I somehow not notice it before? Why am I noticing it now? Why does everything play Amazing Fucking [...]

Sometimes I wonder about the sanity of some of my students. I just had a kid last class yelling “PK THUNDER! PK FIRE!” the whole time. I was trying to crack up but one time I yelled “PK FLASH!” right back at him.
I don’t think he’s unlocked Ness yet.

Your AC unit was accidentally switched back to cooling mode and it was still making the apartment somewhat warmer.

I came home from work yesterday to find my gas bill shoved into a small colorful box that was resting outside my door. It had a good amount of heft to it, and was unlabeled. Unnerved by strange gifts, I bring it in along with all my various crap, confused as to what it could [...]

1. Three shirts, two jackets - Good.
2. Two pants - Need more.
3. Socks - Definitely longer and possibly multiple are needed.
4. Left Ear - Probably on bridge. Should be frozen and still re-attachable. Search for it after school.

Since most of my caloric intake these days goes to preventing me freeze to death, I’ve found myself hungrier as of late. So, not feeling like cooking and wanting a bike ride I decide to head up to the nearby conbini. Alas, it was raining so the bike ride turned into a walk. No big [...]