Archive for 'Random' Category
Uh… thank you?
3 July 2008I just had a first grader run up to me, start to say something and then interrupt herself to say “Wow, Americans smell good!”
Curry day is a very awesome day
18 June 2008My belly is so filled with delicious curry. Mmmmm.
COIN! COIN! COIN!
11 June 2008I just had a dream where I was buying a train ticket.
Boring, I know, but I was running around frantically trying to take care of things (I’m not sure what things) before I could get my ticket and et on the train.
When I’m finally about to buy my ticket, I see this old woman going through her purse yelling “COIN! COIN! COIN! COIN!” This mesmerizes me and I look at this woman and finally wake up.
What I wake up to is some guy outside my apartment yelling “OI! OI! OI! It takes me a while to realize this has to be one of the trash guys doing something.
Good thing he woke me up, though since I slept through my alarm.
Beware the Mountains
9 June 2008Lord, my knee hurts.
Some get injured playing sports. Some get into accidents. I trip walking up a hill.
My New Friend
23 April 2008As you can see there is some strange shit going on to my right. That’d be my twitter account. I am totally whoring myself to the digital age. And it is addicting.
Little Blessings
7 April 2008My soap and shampoo ran out at the same time! Less overall trips! Oh how I am blessed.
Well, that was a fucked up dream
26 February 2008I was back in the states, at a friend’s house in Jersey. We were watching a TV show called ‘Happiness’ which documented major events in the lives of families. This one was about a family who adopted a Chinese baby girl. Documented all their going over there and info about her life. Then the last event was when her father was in a van that was driving somewhere, and the mother was driving the girl to some practice or something. The father’s van is in a car accident and the back of the van gets ripped off. This causes chaos behind where the mother swerves, hits something, the daughter is decapitated and her head goes flying out of the car and lands into the lap of her father who is still sitting in the destroyed van.
Couldn’t fall back asleep after that one.
Wut
31 January 2008
Your Confusing Ways Sate My Daily Needs
22 January 2008I came home from work yesterday to find my gas bill shoved into a small colorful box that was resting outside my door. It had a good amount of heft to it, and was unlabeled. Unnerved by strange gifts, I bring it in along with all my various crap, confused as to what it could possibly be.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…it’s soap. Dish soap to be precise.
I’ve been given soap by my bank and now my gas company. If anyone can explain this practice to me, I’d right appreciate it!
I do it for the children
16 January 2008