The Book of Revenant

Just cleaning up the old photo directory on the cellphone.

The Halloween costume!

…is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong!

Dear Amazon.com Customer,
As someone who has bought kids’ video games at Amazon.com, you may be interested to know that the “Bee Movie Game” is here!
The only game I ever ordered off of Amazon.com is Odin Sphere.
And it sucks dick.

Well, I just discovered that by having a Japanese license, I am also able to ride 50cc bikes. Since I hate cars, I think this just might be the route I go to prevent myself from missing rad opportunities that the infrequent train stops of Gojo occasionally prevent me from having.

This was the best class I’ve taught so far. Sixth graders even! Getting them to think a bit more, even if they didn’t use a bunch of English at the start, got them using a lot more at the end. Very fun class, and shit, I think we’re all fucked come next week’s weather.

Well, not if you click this hilarious picture of question marks coming out of a hat. I’m not even sure what that means. But! If you do, you’ll be treated to a picture of me sporting my new glasses. Enjoy!

Don’t try to take a poo after a bike ride. Let your body cool down first. Less sweat that way.
Trust me. I’m a dentist.

You’re going to really have to click on the picture to grasp how awesome it is. Sadly, there wasn’t even a billb shaped spot to insert my growing collection.

Okay, I said I was going to stay away from stupid little posts. But I have internets at home! Yays!