The Book of Revenant

（これは二週間前に書いたけど保存した時、間違えた！）
給食大好きやな！
夏休みに時々だけ一日に三回食べた。大体遅くて起きたから朝ご飯は昼ご飯のときに食べた。それでよく昼ご飯か晩御飯を食べなかった。でも食べた時は多分悪い時に食べた。悪〜〜ィ。
昨日と一昨日は学校に行ったけど今日まで給食がなかった。
ですけど！
今日はカツのサンドとポテトサラダとなとか汁とフローズンヨーグルトやった！あ、すごい。

Well, no. It is not ironic.
But I just watched Season 3 Episode 8 of LOST in Japanese. Now besides it being a fucking awesome episode, I remember it well for reasons other than its quality.
See, this episode aired February 13, 2007. The night before my interview for JET.
I had driven what took far too [...]

It won’t necessarily be a better shape, but it will be a different one!
LET’S DIET SUMMER OF GETTING INTO A DIFFERENT SHAPE GO!
Day 14
83kg
Damn you kilograms.
So, the last stretch of the bike ride has started to get easier, but the first part is still hell. Probably since the first bit has the biggest incline. I [...]

When I walked into my first-grade class today, one kid shouted out “エリック先生は酔っている！” which basically means that he thought I was piss drunk.
See, people tend to get bright shades of red when drunk in this country. I only wished that I was because that would probably numb the pain that this blasted sunburn has caused [...]