Cuttin’ Bitches With Style

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Just finished the Japanese version of Dragon Quest Swords tonight and overall I’m pleased. What is a shame, though, is that DQ Swords won’t get a US release until next year. I think by that time it has a greater chance of getting lost in the shuffle. It’s an early Wii game, and in ways [...]

I Kicked God’s Ass

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

As some sort of vindication for those hours of my youth spent attempting to beat The Final Fantasy Legend, I decided to tackle the game once again. I kicked its ass.
Well, kinda. There was a reason I had such troubles as a youth. The game is a bit random at times and obtuse at others. [...]

Final Fantasy Mystic Quest - Not Poo?

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

Final Fantasy Mystic Quest was made with love. Not the “I want you to be happy” kind but the “Aw shit, I’m not sure if the kids still believes in Santa Clause, so on Christmas Eve let’s play recordings of some fat man saying ‘Ho, ho, ho’ so they will believe” kind. The end result [...]